Sunday, August 14, 2005

menopause and martinis


kalo
Originally uploaded by night crawler.
i went to my moms friends 50th birthday party on saturday. it was somewhere on the eastside. it was the home of patty and eddie, eddie being the birthday boy and patty having the nickname "no underpants patty" which i think explains a lot without explaining anything at all. this was my first time meeting them after hearing a billion stories and they didnt disapoint. patty has an insanely shrill loud voice and once drunk began screaming the police's "roxanne" in her own dining room at a volume so deafening it felt like a fire engine was passing through the room. carol kalo, who hosts the poker night i've been to and posted pictures of here, showed up with her own shaker full of apple martinis and we all sat around the dining room table chain smoking and drinking kalo's booze. (pictured here). patty spilled her drink on her own carpet and told a story about saving a bag of special shaped ice cubes for 9 1/2 weeks style sex and when i asked kalo if she wanted a sausage from the grill she screamed "YES! but not that kind!". i was the only one not having a hot flash.

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